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Canada's History

A tactical sex at requiring partner "A" to inflate his testicles to the size of curling stones with saline. Partner "B" is then required to insert 17 ice cubes into her Vagina and then jettison said ice cubes directly at the enlarged testicles. If the ice cubes melt this then becomes a failed Niagara falls.
Steven Colbert was the first American capable of performing Canada's History although Ariana Huffington was injured in the process. Her balls exploded.
by Report February 4, 2010
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Oh Canada

What Canada's girlfriend Holland says during sex
"Oh Canada, glorious and free, true patriots love you"
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Canada

America-lite
Hey I am from Canada

You mean American lite
by SlimTheA October 29, 2020
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Canada's History

A sex act done with multiple people

one person sits on top of the Stanley Cup and shits in it. This person also puts on a pair of Moose antlers. Using Maple syrup as lube, This person uses the tips of the antlers to penetrate the other members in this sex party.
Guy 1: what did you do last night?

Guy 2: My girlfriend and i hooked up with some people for some Canada's History.
by Metromorpher February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

When, using maple syrup as lube, you use a pair of antlers to spread a girls pussy and put the stanly cup inside. You then proceed to fuck her in the ass. When shes about to cum you pull your dick out of her ass and do the heimlich maneuver so the stanley cup comes shooting out in a rain of maple deliciousness
Dude I heard Colbert pulled a "Canada's History" on her last night.
by DA-U February 4, 2010
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Canada

Canadian: doesn’t do anything
Canadian: I’m so sorry eh
CANADA
by Whahoha December 23, 2021
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Canada

A fake country; also known as “2nd America with no Trump.”
“Yo, I really wanna go to Canada.”
“Ah, you mean 2nd America.”
by lildicksauce420 March 13, 2018
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