Bashmentotoy

Something that smells bad, but tastes good, it can work anywhere, including non-edible objects. It means from the 3 words, Bash, which means strike harder, or hitting hard. Men, which means a type of gender. And finally, Totoy, which means one man's stinky phallus.

Not gonna lie, this fruit is literally bashmentotoy.

by what1sapseudonym? August 25, 2024

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Basic Bitch

She has a lotus tattoo on her foot or ankle and brassy bleached stripes in mousy brown hair. She goes to bars and orders the "special" and post tacky photos of her drinks on her social media. She wants to date a doctor and is more suited to a dude that can handle her banal conversation and stupid fart jokes. Her idea of a dream vacation I sLas Vegas or an all inclusive resort in Mexico and she feels well traveled. She is 40, fat and not fabulous however hoping for a man to rescue her from her existence. She thinks her cat makes her special and uses it to pose for selfies. Ohh and she uses those aprkel filters for teen girls even though she is middle aged.

Damn that basic bitch answering the phones at the office keeps looking for a one nighter and I do not think it is worth the shame.

by savoir September 13, 2023

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