Bake a brownie

When you take a shit and then shove it up the girls pussy, 'impregnating' her with the poop.

hey Candice, u wanna bake a brownie tonight?

by Autistic_Lemon June 19, 2023

Easy Bake

Farting in front of the electric heater/ fire place, causing the gas and smell to fill the entire room. An open room Dutch Oven.

That silent but deadly you let out in front of the heat filed the room with like someone was baking brownies in the Easy Bake Oven

by Billy Bowleegs December 13, 2014

baked bread

Farting in a partner's vagina until she develops a yeast infection.

Jon really gave me a mean baked bread last night. It's like a loaf in there!

by BreadBakerNate December 1, 2014

Baked Potato

da best food ever.

Friend A: Whats for dinner.

Friend B: Yeah, (Friend C), whats for dinner.

Friend C: BAKED POTATOES!!!

ALL FRIENDS: ;oadgohasiodkghoai;dhgoad ;-; ilysm all hail the mighty potato.

Friend C: especially the BAKED potato.

by HERP-DERP-KERP-DERP-SMHMERP June 4, 2016

National baking day

National baking day is a day where only on February 23 you can give sweets out for free such as brownies cookies ice cream donuts any thing you can bake.

Jimmy celebrating national baking day!

by ashley holman February 22, 2021

Wank 'n bake

When you decide to have a joint or seven with some mates but as soon as they leave and while you're still high you have a wank because you "just want to see how it would feel".

"That was a great j, maybe I should go have a wank 'n bake, you know, just to see how it feels."

by really.im.the.plvg May 23, 2017

Oregon Baked Potato

The sexual act of gaping your partners rectum with a dead salmon, then filling their rectum with instant mashed potato powder and hot water. The partner then uses a StairMaster to 'mix' the mashed potatoes together. Lastly, the partner defecates the mashed potato mix into a bowl, which is then served for Thanksgiving dinner.

Man 1: "Dude, I gave my girl an Oregon Baked Potato last Thanksgiving!"
Man 2: "Dude, what the fuck? I ate at your place last Thanksgiving, thats disgusting! That was dead salmon ass potatoes?"

by the one and only dunce September 7, 2025