Bag of Fuckshit

a horrible person who is ill groomed, smells, miserable all the time, and sucks at most things such as living and social interactions.

Chris: damn andrew is such a bag of fuckshit i cant believe how bad he smells

Elana: Yea i know he never even washes his hair

Ben:dude i heard he has jungle pubes too

Chris: thats so disgusting he really must be a bag of fuckshit

by ii krauser ii July 23, 2009

Whoosh bag

A whoosh bag is somebody who acts very similarly to a douche bag but maybe just because they are high or drunk.

Yo that dude last night was a fucking whoosh bag

by Pfifedawg September 10, 2009

Sush-bag

Power tripping business types who choose to roll up their sleeves and unwind after a long day of being assholes with some sushi.

"Look at that sush-bag with the rolled up sleeves and aviators doing the saki bombs"

by Sophie Fatal April 13, 2010

sweater bags

breasts in a sweater.

Don't sweat her sweater bags, 'cause her face is busted.

by Kentucky Windage November 6, 2009

Douche Bag

Someone who had sex with ample amount of underage girls and is comfortable with doing so

"Karl had sex with that 16 year old, what a Douche Bag

by Taiiils January 21, 2011

Biffle Bagging

Crazy, Insane, Amazing, AWESOME Sex/sexual activites that partake between two biffles, or best friends.

Wow, last night was so crazy. I was over her house last night and we ended up biffle bagging. Hey there, fuzzy line between friend zone and bromance.

by ChristoferCraig May 29, 2011

cartouche bag

a term coined by Stephen Colbert

cartouche bag- a mega douche bag; old douche bag; egyptian douche bag

Stephen Colbert- Were they always cartouche boxes, or were there also cartouche bags?

by Spicy Charles December 10, 2010