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Full time mad bastard

The only full time mad bastards are TGF BRO
by LooseV69420 March 17, 2021
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Retarded bastard

Probably our much younger siblings or family.
And Jake Paul's fans.
Guy1: My little sister is a Retarded bastard.
Guy2: I did not ask
Guy1: Sorry.
by Sulty Faroe July 29, 2022
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smelly bastard

Hey don’t go near smelly bastard
He stinks
by Abcdefgihateu March 7, 2020
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High Ping Bastard

The term first appeared with Quake by Id software in online chats and taunts of fellow players.

Any player who has a high ping value and is able to stay at the top of the scoreboard for online gaming. Typically for dial up connections with a high ping and latency. The players tend to taunt and adapt tactics on first person shooters or real time simulations to the point of excellence and aggravation of broadband users who spend many times their counterparts and still get rektd. Abbreviated as "HPB" usually.
Did you hear about the guy who leased a T1 line to play online for $2000 a month? He still gets pwned by High Ping Bastards with rusted barbed wire telephone lined dialup users from Oklahoma.
by Argonator May 19, 2022
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Bastard rovers

we playing bastard rovers away on Saturday-Burnley fan
by Suicide squad Burnley September 22, 2022
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Condition Bastard

A guy who coincidentally steals peoples girlfriends unintentionally.
Person A: "Yo, dude. Where's your girlfriend?"
Person B: "We broke up..."
Person A: "Condition Bastard?"
Person B: "Yeah..."
by Condition_Bastard January 20, 2009
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Moaning Bastarditis

This can be used to describe someone that constantly complains/moans
"God that Chloe must have Moaning Bastarditis, she complains that much"
by ecky98 August 19, 2016
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