Bastard rovers

The scum of lancashire

We fuckin hate Bastard rovers-Burnley fan

by Suicide squad Burnley September 21, 2022

Bastard sausage

A term to describe someone who has been very stupid, or idiotic at something but you aren't mad at them. You just want to call them out for the mistake that they made and how much of an idiot they are

Oh my god, how could you of done this. You are such a bastard sausage

by donkeyandshrek January 14, 2021

Bastard

A word used to describe Chip from the hit DND podcast Just Roll With It.

"That was a bastardly fart!"

"Chip, you mean nothing to me. You're a disgusting bastard. You suck lol."

by bastardlylen June 4, 2024

Thoughtless bastard

A person born of parents not married to each other, who practices mindfulness

You know Sandra and Daves youngest one meditates for an hour each day now? Yeah the couple who never married, lives three doors down that’s right. The kids a thoughtless bastard.

by Shambalicious May 17, 2021

big head bastards

The most elite group of people in the universe.

Do you know the BHB group?: Yes , I love the big Head Bastards

Random person:They seem like such fun people
God:they are

by M vee November 3, 2019

Bald Twatty Bastard

A cheating lying man with more hair on his chest than on his head. Usually has a cheap combover to cover his rapid balding.

He had an affair. What a bald twatty bastard!

by ACL.15 June 19, 2025

Bastard seagull

A seagull that enjoys shitting on people and and shitting all over people possessions. You can usually find them on beaches. Don’t approach because they might get pissed and shit all over your stuff

Look at that bastard seagull shitting on his beach blanket

by Fresh mountain dick November 13, 2018