baby rhino

A cute fat chick.

Dude 1: Damn dawg, that chick is cute but chunky.

Dude 2: Yeah homie, she's a baby rhino.

by Fat chick March 8, 2014

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Baby blindness

1.When a friend/partner has a period when they will be totally fixxed when they see a baby and nothing else (including obstacles), anywhere.

2.When parents of an ugly baby think it is the cutest and most wonderful thing in the world. Ignoring it obvious faults.

1.women and baby in pram walking down a street
friend1: Arrr that baby so cute.....
Owwwww! who put that lamp post there?
friend2: you lampposted cause of your baby blindness. That serious baby blinding.

2.Mum: aint she the most cute baby in the world!
Friend: errmmmmm no it looks like an alien from men in black
Mum: what!?
Friend: you got serious baby blindness

by fudgefeint April 4, 2009

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Niggie Babies

Noun

1. The mixture of sweat and lint/fuzz that sticks to freshly shaven armpits as a result of wearing a dark colored sweatshirt without a T shirt underneath, then sweating in it. The resulting sweaty black lint balls are called "Niggie Babies."

"Use this washcloth to wipe the Niggie Babies from your armpits."

by billebllunt December 8, 2013

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baby bingo

Risking the chance to get pregnant by going in raw

“Omg me and this bird played baby bingo !”

by Chlo May 26, 2019

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spew baby

When you perform a Slovakian Traffic Cone in both holes and give birth to the contents of your vaginal cavity onto someone's chest whilst they wear the traffic cone as a hat.

For extra points, have the receipient take the load into their mouth and spew it into your mouth like a baby bird.

Holy Fuck what a mess - I swear this is the last time I have a spew baby!

by Zara Zara June 6, 2017

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