Johnny

Some crippled cowboy jockey who rides a horse in the Steel Ball Run

Johnny: "It's truly been a roundabout path...."

by isolation_ March 22, 2022

Johnny

Johnny (or Johnson) is a phrase that is called at an inanimate object, or at a movement in replacement for its actual name.

Hey bud pass me that Johnny over there

Gave him one of these Johnson’s (a punch in the face for example) and he was knocked out on the floor

by A’bryte March 26, 2023

johnny

the most perfect person in the world

wow you’re dating johnny? you’re so lucky

by ra1gen November 25, 2021

Sloppy top johnny

A sloppy blowjob

We're you giving him a sloppy top johnny?

by Lilaj October 28, 2023

Crack Johnny

Slang for a ball peen hammer

If you don't get to work Im gonna take that Crack Johnny and slap you upside tha head

by Oldestoldman October 24, 2020

Johnny rotten crotch

The grotesque smell after a male takes his penis out of the women vaginal canal.

Zach brown took his dick out of a busted female and her vagina smelled like johnny rotten crotch. As Cam watched he yelled “Damn bro, that’s a Johnny rotten crotch.”

by Rotten Johnny June 12, 2019

Johnny bite

When one offers a taste of food to an acquaintance or friend, and they enjoy far more of the food than the intended offer was

I told Johnny he can taste the food, but he took a Johnny bite and now half my food is gone

by TooterMcGaving February 16, 2023