today u need to show ur girlfriend that u love her with all ur heart and you’ll never leave her by giving her a hoodie/ sweatshirt
boy: HEY GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS??
girl: IDK WHAT DAY IS IT
boy: today is national give your GORGEOUS girlfriend a hoodie day *hands her hoodie*
girl: IDK WHAT DAY IS IT
boy: today is national give your GORGEOUS girlfriend a hoodie day *hands her hoodie*
by hammmmmmnmmm March 10, 2021
Get the national give your GORGEOUS girlfriend a hoodie day mug.A very advanced insult that is required to use when somebody is doing something that will almost always get them jailed or killed.
Person 1: Bro I'm gonna go clean my toaster in the bathtub, will you go plug it in for me?
Person 2: I bet you play Russian Roulette with a glock
Person 1: What does that mean?
Person 2: It doesn't matter wheres the sparkplug
Person 2: I bet you play Russian Roulette with a glock
Person 1: What does that mean?
Person 2: It doesn't matter wheres the sparkplug
by Very Tall Midget October 28, 2021
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The "ultimate" punish ment given by Baal, when really she is just locking you away where only she can reach you
by sjiwkw November 23, 2021
Get the You will be inlaid upon a statue mug.friend 1: hey, can i ask you a petro?
friend 2: sure what’s up?
friend 3: what’s your favorite color?
friend 2: sure what’s up?
friend 3: what’s your favorite color?
by theriddler123 November 15, 2022
Get the can i ask you a petro mug.Urban colloquial form of the phrase 'Haven't seen you in a while' with the lexeme 'Larry' serving as a unknown unit of time.
by Congklak September 21, 2017
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Gianna- gabby don’t get your pussy in a pretzel
Gianna- gabby don’t get your pussy in a pretzel
by MECHSandppp November 7, 2019
Get the Don’t get your pussy in a pretzel mug.The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.
Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*
by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020
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