Christ-tard

A Christian with low intelligence. Usually also extremely devoted to the religion and homophobic.

Most american Christians are Christ-tards.

by Pizzelle April 12, 2025

swamp tard

A certain type of denizen of the more rural areas in Florida, known for their lack of both hygeine and intelligence.

That toothless swamp tard at the mini mart couldn't figure out how to make change for a dollar when I bought a pack of gum!

by calisun23 May 3, 2008

Tard

a hot beautiful person

ur one nice tard

by gaokswk September 1, 2021

Esh-tard

A cross between an eshay and a retard. A person that thinks they are cool, hip, popular however in everyone else’s opinion they are retarded.

Haha…. Look at that esh-tard!

by Krythm81 April 9, 2024

Tard

A person that is madly in love with one of his friends.

Hey you know that guy Gabe he is a tard.

by DaBaby511 November 6, 2021

bag of tards

The ballsack of a stupid man or a retarded man.

That idiot over there is carrying around a bag of tards.

by poxifide January 18, 2011

Tard

Someone so fucking dumb you would rather be talking to a retard

Bill: What's 9 + 10?
John: 21!
Bill: You goddamn tard john!
John: What a tard?

by Stunky September 6, 2021