Jason Massara

A goated ass teacher that let's you use your phones in class and gave me half his pretzel one time. Also a hardcore Republican
by GEMGD22_22 August 5, 2025
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Jason Reid

Jason is such a hot sexy guy. He is also annoying asf and has a gambling addiction. His only trait is that he is in a frat and has one kidney. He adores the Costco frozen French onion soup. They only reason girls like him is for his two dogs. The only reason guys like him is cause he has an extremely hot neighbor named maggie.
Person 1- omg did you see Jason Reid’s dogs
Person 2- yes they are so cute!!!
by jasonreidishot1234 March 17, 2022
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Jason

Jason is always a man on a mission to get things half done. He works hard but gets distracted easily. He looks sexy in his work boots.

He is always first to give the advice needed and seems like a practical guy that has his life together, but once you get to know Jason ,you find out he has many hidden problems.

But by this time, you are already greatly attached to Jason to leave him. Problems include such things as: addictions, faffing, gambling, failure to say sorry properly, and never being Romantic.

Although Jason struggles to be romantic, you will find yourself in love with him, he is interesting, and funny, also a dork and always sexy, sometimes all at the same time.

He is the best in bed.

He will always make the first move, even when you are sound asleep.

He loves the cookie.

And he loves icecream.

Jason is an amazing boyfriend.

If you ever have yourself a Jason be sure to hold on tight, cause he is one of a kind, some might say one in three million. I love Jason.
Jason's that type of guy that will message you back once and then ignore the rest of your conversations all night.

He thinks its being reasonable when in fact he suffers from alexithymia.

He should learn to end a conversation properly and message to say goodnight.
by HecallsmeSluz August 22, 2024
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Jason

Jason is a God. Jason comes from Greek, láson, meaning healer. Jason is a common name for someone of high intellect logical reasoning. Jason is a sarcastic person, but when you get to know him he will talk and joke around with you. He is a hopeless romantic that dreads being alone. He calls the woman that he loves beautiful not hot. He makes sure the lucky girl he has in his life is ok at all times. He tries to be a good guy to everyone and is always trying to clear his past. He is the man of my dreams. He's unlike any other. He brings calmness to his surroundings. The best friend anyone could ask for. Listens to you. Never judges you. He shows love in everything he does. Slow to love and very guarded with his heart. Loyal beyond words. What he says he will do. He is protective of his family and friends. Most of all whoever becomes his wife will be one lucky and protected woman.
Jason is a might God, He is a hopeless romantic and is gorgeous.
by PandaNanda November 23, 2021
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Jason

ew
jason? ew.
by Uh ok..... December 16, 2023
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Jason

Jason is short, white, ripped man with a backwards baseball cap and is 100% a fucking tool. Probably plays lacrosse or is at least a rich bastard going to USC on a fake lacrosse scholarship.
1: Yo, did you hear Jason got caught up in that USC scandal?
2: of course he did, he’s dumb as a brick and can’t pkay for shit.
by Uscjason March 30, 2019
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Jason Finney

Fun but no bulls**t!!!
Be honest..Jason Finney is fun but he doesn't deal with no bulls**t!!!
by Johnny Quest 22 November 1, 2021
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