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Chinese Food

Chinese Food is slang for the powder variation of heroin. Typically comes in a white, off-white, or even brown powder form.
Say, bruh, any more "Chinese Food" on deck?
by 卄əმԵ🅷əꋊ December 20, 2024
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Chinese Dumpling

The act of dipping a mans balls in a soup then proceeding to lick and bite his testicular sack.
Amanda: Hello my dear sir, would you like to perform the Chinese Dumpling with me?
Clarence: “Yes.”
by Hello(xx)? August 26, 2021
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chinese writing

When you've left marks on the toilet bowl because you've been leaning forward on your phone when you took a shit. Different consistency to pebble dash.
One flush without looking won't hide the evidence.
Wife: Jeff! You've left Chinese writing in my bog again!
by Giraffesgotmoves May 3, 2018
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politically Chinese

Term used by Hongkonger/Taiwanese/whomever finds it applicable, to answer the question "Are you Chinese?" or its variants asked by Westerners in hope of preventing unnecessary misunderstandings and ultimately the heat death of the universe.
American : "Hey man nice to meet ya, you Japanese Korean or Chinese?"

Hongkonger : "I am politically Chinese."

American : "Bruh what?"

HongKonger : "Basically I can read, write, and speak Chinese, like Chinese food, enjoy most types of Chinese art, but detest the bullshit dished out by the CCP nowadays to the point I generally don't want to call myself Chinese even though doing so would be politically correct hence the name. However I am pretty certain if I answered that I am a Hongkonger you are going to ask "So are you Chinese or not?" "Can you speak Chinese or not?" anyways, and create a paradox that is going to rip through time and space, accelerating particles to beyond the speed of light and resulting in immediate heat death of the universe."

American : "Bruh what"
by Little pink July 10, 2021
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Chinese cornhole

When one shoves an eggroll up their prison pocket and then eats it out, some people like to do it in groups, some do it alone, there are parades in china dedicated to the chinese cornhole
"Dude that chinese cornhole hit different"
by Qung bou April 14, 2021
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Chinese Alligator

When one partner of an orgy puts on one of those cheesy tourist alligator hats and attempts to put their entire mouth onto the other partners vagina and anus and/or penis and anus whilst also attempting to do a death roll (rolling their entire body throughout the entire orgy session).
Dude1: "I heard that Marcus got invited to that kinky orgy last night."

Dude2: "Yeah! He pulled off the Chinese Alligator on Monica, Sarah, and May!"
by PrimalInstinct January 16, 2017
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Chinese-Panamanian

Someone whose grandparents or parents immigrated to Panama from China. Their children often live in Panama and speak Spanish.
Bruce Chen is a Chinese-Panamanian baseball player.
by FL_Gurl_99 August 31, 2019
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