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h o rny jail

when somebody is wAY too freaky for their own good- like gurl cAlm dowN- somebody needs to get sent to hrny jail! for gods sakes, these people-
"mm, i really want this guy to -----"

"gORl yoU nEEd to gO to h o rny jail!"

-bonk-
by sketcherslmaoo April 12, 2021
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Shut the heck you b h

What you say at school when you dont want to get in trouble for saying bitch

V=Bh

it is pronounced (be aych)
Person1-You're gay

Person2-Shut the heck you B H
by CanYouLikeNotPlease March 28, 2022
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erjb h;vsdfh

you just headbutted your keyboard
you just headbutted your keyboard. ^erjb h;vsdfh OMG I fell asleep again.*
by TheYouTubeStalker123 March 31, 2017
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T H M

T H M - Thorpey Herpes Mouth

A condition where the carrier has been around the block so many times in ones 106 Gti that he has herpes mouth. The condition is contagious, it has been discovered that members of society most at risk are the female under 16's but it can be passed on to males through female carriers.
I kissed a bird last she had the worst breath ever
Mate she has T H M - Thorpey Herpes Mouth
by Florence Harper23 April 30, 2008
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HK (Heckler & Koch, H&K)

Firearms manufacturer located in Oberndorf, Germany. The company leads the international firearms industry in modern and technologically advanced equipment.
In existence little more than 50 years, HK has become the world's preeminent manufacturer of tactical police and military firearms.
by Eric Fisher July 11, 2003
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H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws

A nicer way of saying or typing the word, "Hell".
It is similar to the phrases, "H-E-Double-Toothpicks" and, "H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks".
Why the H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws did you break those light bulbs in Mikey's bed?!?
Mikey never did anything to you to piss you off in that manner.
by Telephony August 26, 2014
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Jesus H. Tap-dancing Christ

Can be used as a expression of surprise/dismay/happiness/anger. John Belushi says this in the film "The Blues Brothers" when John Belushi realizes he needs to get his band back together.
John Belushi (as "Joliet" Jake Blues): "The band...the band!"

James Brown (as the church pastor): "Do you see the light?"

John Belushi: "THE BAND!"

James Brown: "DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?"

Dan Aykroyd (as Elwood Blues): "What light?"

James Brown: "HAVE YOU SEEN THE LIGHT?"

John Belushi: "YES! YES! JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST, I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!" (Proceeds to do backflips down the church aisle)
by Karl45 June 30, 2009
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