I want me to not do that

Oh, yeah, no. I can tell. The only problem is...

Hym "I want me to not do that. I want me to be not here. But, unfortunately (for the both of us), there are only 2 ways that's going to happen."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2025

I go

This phrase is used in front of a noun. It means that's what they like/choose.

I go rick owens on the shoes.

by kmo11 September 8, 2025

.9.When I, Angel Jose Robles<Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> Senses the word "'Resist'", Propel Forward On Zeta.9.

.9.When I, Angel Jose Robles<Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> Senses the word "'Resist'", Propel Forward On Zeta.9.

.9.When I, Angel Jose Robles<Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> Senses the word "'Resist'", Propel Forward On Zeta.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 8, 2025

i hate you

the worst insult ever

Person: I hate you!!!!! 😡

Other person: i don’t care

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 9, 2025

I Cast Fireball

In dungeons and dragons there is a 3rd level spell known as fireball, when this spell is casted it has a radius that effects all creatures in range regardless of the caster's intention. Commonly fireball is used in a small room in order to maximize damage which often leads to the caster's allies being set ablaze as well.

"I said I cast fireball, I didn't ask how big the room is."

by Garroth September 9, 2025

I blame South Park

Wow! Charlie Kirk got shot (I'll submit this one though)!

Hym "I blame South Park. They made that episode about him and in doing so fuelled the political divide."

by Hym Iam September 10, 2025

I have a microwave

1. An expression used in moments of emotional awkwardness or when someone wants to help but doesn’t know what to say. It often comes from a heartfelt intention that ends up sounding random or awkward.
2. A lighthearted way to acknowledge that you want to offer support but are at a loss for words, essentially saying you have good intentions even if the gesture is a bit off the mark.

During a heartfelt conversation about her struggles, Hannah wanted to offer support to her friend but ended up saying, “I have a microwave,” and everyone laughed at the awkward yet genuine gesture.

by CMDreamTeam September 11, 2025