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i have witnesses

a cop out you use sometimes when someone else says they didnt do something you told them they did. sometimes it can happen because of drinking a lot over the years and it would make you think that. or if ur just drunk af. it can also happen because you just wanna fake rat on someone for fun.
guy 1: hey you broke my push broom!

guy 2: no i didnt because i dont remember it breaking when using it.

guy 1: i have witnesses!

guy 2: your crazy

guy 1: no im not!

guy 2: *talks under his breath* boy i bet he drinks alot!
by nobody else here October 23, 2017
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i

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by BasicallySai October 19, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
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look guys i got a new camera

It means when you're dumb enough to try to show a person a g u n and say "look guys i got a new camera" and accidentally kill them
Look guys i got a new camera *gun shot* oh sorry
dumbass
by Básnik May 14, 2021
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I

A dumbass who searched themselves up on urban dictionary
Searcher: hmmm, I wonder what “I” would turn out to be
Urban dictionary: You got issues man...
by The Dumb People Helper March 23, 2021
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help i can't find ideas

Idk why ur looking at this, just go to pinterest or something
please help i can't find ideas. GO TO FRICKING PINTEREST
by hiimnothere December 5, 2022
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