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Do you want a cookie

When an asshole/piece of shit thinks he did something very admirable and he keeps being annoying about it. This response is used to display the emotion of annoyance and basically saying "do you want to be rewarded fucker"
Jack: Hahaha, I scored higher on this test than you.
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something
by Pipopaido December 25, 2023
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Let the rock tell you in chinese

The rock will tell you in chinese, in fact john cena will too but i think the rock says it better
the rock - "LET THE ROCK TELL YOU IN CHINESE"
commentators - "CHINESE??"
the rock - "CHING CHONG BING BONG HIT STOE COL AIYYY"
by John durant December 25, 2023
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you mom

you mom's fat
by ha laluya December 25, 2023
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i’ll womp you

saying you will do something bad to someone without actually saying what you are going to do
person1: i’ll womp you

person2: whats that suposed to mean?
person1: im gonna go some bad to you
by jeremia_36 December 25, 2023
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When I say "jump" you say "how high?"

The catchphrase of boomers in particular, possibly coming from the movie "Stripes" is a phrase that fuels their narccisim and the outcome being they wonder why their kids and grand kids go No Contact and abandon them or throw them into homes and abandon them.

The idea is you are supposed to question an order not act in blind subordenation. They just say "JUMP!" being confused you ask "How high and why?"

Boomers comically use the phrase "If your friend jumps off a bridge would you follow?" fueling more of their hypocisy.
"When I say "jump" you say "how high?"-Boomers

"Why do my kids hate me?"-Boomers
by rolomaturbo December 25, 2023
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you got to be capping me

Interchangeable for
"You've got to be lying" or
"You've got to be kidding/shitting me"
With the word cap
Okay so muh paid for this party with fake money an I'm like you got to be capping me cuh who the fuck has that shit yuno
by Findloo Chunk December 26, 2023
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dirty thank you

Accidentally crop-dusting an unsuspecting member of the public or waiter who you are thanking for something
When my bill came at the restaurant, I accidentally dirty thank you’ed the waiter
by Bubbleback December 28, 2023
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