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Spider-Man Disease

Spider-Man Disease is a disease in which someone has hallucinations where they believe that they are something more than human, often believing that they have superpowers. It is named after the famous superhero that people later figured out was hallucinating.
“Why's he kicking the air"
Oh don't worry he just has Spider-Man Disease"
by The Kash Register October 25, 2022
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sexiest man on earth

Busto Caponi is the sexiest man on earth, to an unhealthy degree some may say
person 1: i wish i was busto soo bad...

person 2: stop dreaming.

Busto is the sexiest man on earth
by busto2 October 16, 2020
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Grumpy man cigar

I dirty old man - Who has done meth / pain pills most of his life

Has barley any teeth if none, a perverted nasty gossiper who is usually covered with old man moles. Has nothing else to do with the rest of his pathetic life but smoke cigars, stink and talk shit about everyone.
Did you see the maintenance man Nickolas?
He's a real grumpy man cigar isn't he ?!!!!
by Anteater555 December 14, 2022
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short brown man called qasim

short as mf that sucks a gingers dick then lets his fat black mate clap the shit out of his cheeks then gets royally fucked by a female with a strap-on then proceeds to fall asleep while his sister is crying next door after that he gets smacked by his mother and to cope with the pain he smokes bare weed
quite the short brown man called qasim of you
by big fat nigga balls September 12, 2022
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Lappy Man

Look at Bruce taking another selfie. Such a lappy man
by Dedhedtattoos September 30, 2022
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An Adult Man

You're an adult CHRISTIAN man. You are LITERALLY taking the word of anyone in a white robe. A Catholic too. So literally any old man an a white robe. And you only HOPE... That that white robe isn't wiping an alter-boy's shit off of his dick as he walks up to a podium to tell you not to talk about Hym. Just a little brown stain that lines up right with his crotch in the inside of his robe. You are taking his word for it. And that's what you're doing here. You are taking the word on the guy validating your incest cult.
Hym "An adult man. What evidence do I need to prove to you that God is real? Fucking none. For you to appeal to a material burden of proof is insane! Ooooh man. Super evasive. Tried to jive talk his way out of the question 4 times and then he make up a story. That seem like the Christian gambit. Avoid the question. Make up a story. It what you're doing to me. It's what you just did just there in front of everyone."
by Hym Iam October 22, 2025
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Noonie Man

A male that comes from Indian descent and normally harasses women
Oh my gosh look, its Kai, the noonie man
by Otis Debo January 30, 2024
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