by jakecp1 May 6, 2010

the act of unconditional love between two or more people. Cutting each other up into whales is the best thing you can do for your special someone if society in general won't let you be together.
by Rainydays4me March 11, 2010

(verb) The act of taking a considerable amount of time in responding to each and every one of your friends birthday greetings on facebook. If you do not start on it early enough on, you face having to spend enormous periods of time in trying to sound appreciative to the masses of people who felt it right to write on your wall for such an annual celebration. It is more regarded as a personal means of thanking the countless persons who wished you a happy birthday; many people dont feel it necessary to take the time to do so and make a thankful status of their approval.
Mom: "So honey, how was your birthday yesterday?"
Son: "Rather uneventful, I spent most of the day writing on other peoples walls thanking them for their birthday wishes. I pretty much played the longest fb pick up game ever.
Son: "Rather uneventful, I spent most of the day writing on other peoples walls thanking them for their birthday wishes. I pretty much played the longest fb pick up game ever.
by crazykidcarlson91 October 24, 2011

The broads and blokes who perfected this art are notorious for breaking up with you so fast, you don't even know what happened...like the ripping off of a band-aid. This no-nonsense approach stings everytime, but it sure beats dancing around the issue for a few days.
You thought you were going to enjoy a lovely afternoon of sushi and sailing. Wrong. Before you can pull the chopsticks out, you realize your eyes are brimming with tears and then you hear, "Check please."
You thought you were going to enjoy a lovely afternoon of sushi and sailing. Wrong. Before you can pull the chopsticks out, you realize your eyes are brimming with tears and then you hear, "Check please."
Your Friend: Hey, why are you back so early? Weren't you supposed to go out for putt-putt golf and a movie?
You: Umm, that's what I thought. Instead, it was a band-aid break-up. Right before the 4th hole, she just spun around and told me she doesn't see a future for us.
Your Friend: Ouch. Wanna do some shots?
You: Umm, that's what I thought. Instead, it was a band-aid break-up. Right before the 4th hole, she just spun around and told me she doesn't see a future for us.
Your Friend: Ouch. Wanna do some shots?
by R. Rhys January 2, 2010

by sucmacoc May 3, 2022

I’d have to fall asleep standing up to teach that girl to be DTF. So fuckin prude, it would take forever…
I ate so much pizza hut today, I’d have to fall asleep standing up to burn off all the calories.
I ate so much pizza hut today, I’d have to fall asleep standing up to burn off all the calories.
by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

Yo we don't need to shout black power. When the Labor Day Parade happen again, just put your Right fist up in the air; they'll know what time it is.
by Jay89Jay91 March 20, 2018
