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Fast ass lil girl

11-16 year old little girls being sexual or flirting with boys/girls. Acting grown around boys, BASICALLY BEING A HOE AT A YOUNG AGE.
Mom: *On Phone* Yeah Girl I caught ShuhNeyNey flirting with some boys in the parking lot wearing me hoop earrings and some tight ass shorts. I believe im raising a fast ass lil girl. I whooped her ass tho, Hopefully she will change before she end up pregnant at 16.
by ISwearImaBeatHerUp May 28, 2019
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Sit Yo Ass Down

John: Hi Josh.
*John gets out of his seat*
Josh: Sit Yo Ass Down.
John: sorry.
Josh: Don't feel sorry for your self ura bitch.
by Superdupperjohnb February 7, 2008
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Moldy Leftover Ass lint

Usaully you get it when you haven't bathed in a while and it collects in your crack and it suddenly becomes stuck with no way to get it out.
There's some in your crack.......
by Bob the Hairy Monkey February 9, 2005
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go Obama on your ass

The act of slapping the life out of someone/something with one hit, commonly a housefly that happened to land on your hand while in front of witnesses so they can confirm your story and tell everyone how fast/strong you are or preferably on live TV like the real Obama.

It is most crucial to keep a straight face after executing such a feat and keep going like nothing happened and then when acknowledged about, brag like shiiiittt that was impressive wasnt it, I stay doing that all day.

NBC Interview.

President Obama: The signature characteristic of ahh our *laughter*.., sorry, hey, Im gonna start over at...hey get outta here *focuses chi while raising hand*
Gibbs: Thats the most persistant fly I have ever seen
Obama: *Goes OBama on the fy*
Camera man: jesus!!
Camera man and reporter: NIce!!!
*laughter in background, girlish giggles*
Obama: *straight faced coz hes that fast and can do this all day* Now Were were we.
Camera man:we're pros we were gonna catch it with chopsticks
Obama: That was pretty Impressive wasnt it?
Camera dude: YEah
Obama: I got it..s..I got the sucker. *pushes dead fly into open*What do you think Gibbs?
Gibbs: That was very good. Its on the.. *with Obama*its right there.
Obama: You *point to cameraman and the then to fly* wanna ffffilm that,*camera pans to recently decesead Musca Domestica* there it is *America, the proof*.
Gibbs: Ohh my *Laughs*
James: Yo that Sammy is a bitch so is his mom I...

Peter:really *chuckles*

Sammy: Watchu say about my momma

*runs from behind and slaps him across the ear, the ear pressure changes James gets dizzy, bammm hits the ground*

Anyhu, Peter wanna go play Prototype on xbox i got it now its sweet?

Peter: Umm sure yeah..wait WTF dude He passed out, OMG dude you Juss went Obama on his ass

Sammy: Word I can do this all day I stay knocking out cats with my Pimp hand, coz its way strong!!!

Pimp: bitch weres my money, yu didnt give daddy his bread las nyt, *powders hand with baby powder*

Ho: Daddy i got your money here *pulls out wards off cash from bra* Im Sorry daddy!!

Pimp: You lucky you my fayvaryt snow bunny shhiiiiittt, i was about to go Obama on your ass *slaps innocent bystander ho, coz once the pimp hand is powdered someone gonna get slapped for shoowa pimpin!!*
by mannafromhell June 24, 2009
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fuckin shit ass ho

Goddmanit you fuckin shit ass ho, what the fuck is wrong with you?
by Adam October 24, 2004
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homo ass gansta

vincent lis aka, drift bitch becasue he loves balls and the wearing of roman battle helmets all day long in the floridian sun.
"yo vin, you gay dawg, youse a homo ass gansta."
by Reverse Santa Clause August 18, 2006
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she has nice ass

A phrase said when you see a girl that has an extremely fine ass.
"Look at that girl right there," said Tra.
"She has nice ass," said Quin.
by Quin and Tra April 19, 2008
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