Scratching Your Knee

A term that is used as an excuse for when you’re caught jerking one out. Could also mean jerking off in general.

Guy 1: Hey man we’re you just wanking it?!?!
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.

by TheRussianHammer May 16, 2018

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by Adujasty343 May 23, 2025

your dad didn't leave you

unrealistic

your dad didn't leave you
what???????????????????//

by very cool swing set November 24, 2024

your tuck is showing

your being to sassy Your dick tuck is showing.

Boy: girl your lace is showing
Girl: your tuck is showing

by Urban resputia January 9, 2025

flip your orbit

Noun: to see or experience something so monumental, extreme or life changing that your world has - figuratively - flipped its orbit.

Person 1: "Woah, did you just see that rig with HUGE arms fit through that TINY doorway?! It's enough to make you flip your orbit!"

Person 2: "That's so monumental, extreme and life changing I AM going to flip my orbit!"

by .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,. February 4, 2010

Me and your mom

me and your mom means that someone fuck your mom in the bed and your his dad

me and your mom are in the bed tonight

by Ballssackinyourmom December 13, 2024

When your definition was created yesterday and still hasn't been reviewed so it isn't published

Happened to me, like has anyone else had this problem?

I created 3 definitions yesterday and none of them are on the website yet...

I am so disappointed.

When your definition was created yesterday and still hasn't been reviewed so it isn't published

by Poopz💩 October 1, 2022