Lube My Hands and Call Me Charlie

A traditional saying in the English language that is usually intended to portray shock or pleasant surprise.

"Well, lube my hands and call me Charlie! I didn't know you were planning a party for me!"

by Michael Fucking Bridges August 25, 2021

You make me happy in my pants

A phrase often used to establish the fact that the speaker is excited, sexually or not.

Jo: Y'think I'm getting a little fat?
Derrick: Joanna, you make me happy in my pants.
Jo: ...But you do think I'm fat?

by PolDak July 12, 2006

get off my lawn

also see hillbilly something that i said that made my teacher laugh so hard in social studies that milk came outta his nose

GET off my lawn bitch!!!!!!!!1

by chody May 23, 2004

Does this make my butt look big

Trap

She put on her new skirt and asked me, "Does this make my butt look big?" I didn't say anything.

Well-played.

by mavizz December 15, 2011

slob on my nob like the corn on the cob

blowjob simple as that.

girl gives head

by jamuie December 15, 2003

tell me how my ass tastes

The new slang or term to beak someone. Thought up by the epic freestyler Shaq. This phrase can be used to make fun of someone and is a sure when to shut the other guy up

tony: You aye you suck bro your a piece of garbage
mike: is that right?
tony: ya man your worthless
mike: well.. tell me how my ass tastes!

by mydickisafootlong June 26, 2008

Oh my fucking sweet jesus tits

An exclaimation, generally used to describe either something surprising or something extremely cool, radical, awesome, or any other adjective from the Ninja Turtle vocabulary.

"Oh my fucking sweet jesus tits! Check out those...tits!"

by Kristoffer Grizzose of the Honkey Brigade September 7, 2008