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Big Man Blastoise

A term used to describe someone who exudes unstoppable energy and confidence, often handling challenges with the same overwhelming power and cool demeanor as the Pokémon Blastoise. Can also refer to someone who takes charge in tough situations, acting as the "tank" in a group dynamic.
Jake rolled up to the basketball court like a Big Man Blastoise, hitting three-pointers and blocking every shot like it was nothing.
by Space_turtle January 27, 2025
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Man Apples

Man apples are the round delicious fruit that hangs right behind the man's fat banana. In the Garden of Eden when Eve took a bite from the forbidden fruit, it wasn't a GOLDEN DELICIOUS she sank her gaping maw into but a big old ripe Man Apple.

Man apples today are enjoyed by various people such as street whores, Junior High School girls, desperate wives and of course, ball licking, clock gobbling flaggets.

Have you had your man apple today?

People in Woodsfield, Ohio believe the Apple Festival is about the celebration of God's Golden tree hanging fruit when in reality it is a reason to suck dick in public by your average JT's Bar Whores and your stuck up wanna bees.
Eric S. cornered me in the Men's restroom at work, yanked down my shorts and took a big ol' taste of my Man Apple's. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he then swallowed my load and wiped his lips clean.

I was looking for some action at the Wooden Shoe when I walked up to a Bar Fly and asked her, her name. She smiled, grabbed my Man Apples and lead me to the alley and gave me the best blow job I have ever had. I dropped a nickle down her tits and slapped her on the face. What a ho.
by SlobKnobRob June 18, 2025
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Mans Collection

A type of collection granted typically when you do something good against your opponent

Eg. Break someones ankles in basketball or beat someone in a game of some sort
When you beat someone or do something good the person typically says "mans collection is due!"

Or If it's something spectacular or embarrassing the opponent does you would say " This is a Mans collection, clean up is due on isle 5"
by Todgenmans August 20, 2024
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Little Man

1. A cute and small thing. This word is usually used on cute, small, and gentleman-ly looking things.

2. An endearing term of affection towards a younger male

3. A term for a short male, typically males 5"3 and under
1. Friend: "Awhh, look at that cat in it's little tuxedo!"
You: "Awhhh, it's just a Little Man!"

2. Young boy: "Look at my drawing!"
You: "Wow, that's awesome Little Man!"

3. Short male: "Hey! What the hell?!"
You: "Hey, hey, hey! Calm down Little Man!"
by Kat Berginsmurf June 7, 2023
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Glowing Man / Bamiko

Glowing Man / Bamiko was a famous Amino, Instagram, TikTok star who started to blow up around 2020. He used to be a big fat L but after clowning on most of Amino with a group called "Advertisement, " he would prove himself to be a god among legends.

Now he lives his life in peace & neutrality!
"Man, Glowing Man / Bamiko is such a top G"
by Glowing Man November 27, 2022
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five man rainbow

That feeling after you get bit by a rabies infested possum.
Went hunting with dad last weekend, and I'm pretty sure that was my first five man rainbow.
by Understandable July 21, 2017
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