Troll Food

Any item of any level of significance on the internet that lures an amount of trolls. On very rare occasions, a troll slowly enjoys its food, while most scarf it down, much to the disgust of other internet goers.

*video of Justin Bieber's Baby*
Commenter: "This video just keeps churning out troll food."
Troll: "THSI SONG IS SOOO GAYYYYYY!!!!!11!!!1!!!"
Commenter: "Guys, really, stop feeding the trolls."

by Dameon Dice December 12, 2012

bird food

Bird food is subject matter that mostly only girls care about, and can be used to lure them into a conversation. Some prime examples are: handbags, shoes, and chick flicks.

Larry: Hey Rick I'm going out with Lisa tonight, and I dunno what to talk to her about.
Rick: Didn't that new Twilight movie come out? Just toss some of that bird food at her and she'll start chirping away.

by darksydex3226 July 29, 2012

Spicy food

Hot

Spicy food It’s just hot

by Sassy poop November 23, 2021

Food racist

A person that does not consume food from specific regions of the world.

"Larry won't eat curry or any Indian food I try and give him"
"He sounds food racist"

by too_hot_to_handle May 27, 2023

Food of the gods

me

food of the gods: hello, have a good day/night

by foodofthegods February 4, 2023

food critic

Someone who eats and gets paid for it.

"I got a job as a food critic, and got ten bucks for sipping a spoonful of soup."

by DropTheDie July 27, 2022

Vegan food

Beaten, abused, tortured, species-confused and identity-confused, over-processed vegetables forced to cross-dress as meat, and then trafficked to primarily woke millennials.

Vegan food is food that nature surely did not intend.

by Kelalaka May 17, 2022