Cock waffle

The way you call someone who is such a fucking whore who gets krabbs

Jacob bagget is a fucking cock waffle.

by That waffle June 5, 2018

goblin cock

1. cock of a goblin
2. the band behind the dragon fucker

frank: do you like goblin cock??
jonas: gobling cock? yeah everyday

by gobliner May 9, 2022

chrome cock

A cock that no matter what pants a guy wears, you can always see his dick print.

“DAMN! That nigga got a Chrome Cock!”

by ChromeCocks101 October 15, 2018

Cock-frosting

Slang term meaning semen, ejaculate, cum etc. Usually used in a derogatory fashion as a form of insult.

Why don't you go chug some cock-frosting!

by Kitty Westminster September 3, 2010

Phat Cock

1. when you have an abnormally sized rooster
2. when you got one thick-ass dick, bitch

horny woman: Hey, you got a Phat Cock?
horny guy: Hell yeah, want to sex?
Horny woman: yum.

by Jeffery Deadstein May 5, 2020

Cock Capturer

A woman with impressive man-slaying skills. Often found lurking the sticky dancefloor of Infernos, scouting for prey. The cock capturer's motto: "Smashing beers, smashing boys, that's how we roll."

Alternative: Gobbler. For those who find "cock capturer" too feminist. Derived from the location Gobbler's Hollow, a fictitious and magical abode where fallacious happenings occur.

"Wow, did you see the mouth on that cock capturer? I bet she'd tongue punch your fart box like you don't even know"

by WILMA March 27, 2015

cock barnacle

(1)An ever-present, overly persistent and/or unwanted suitor or friend of a male. (2)A stalker.

man 1: Who's that fat chick that keeps hanging around you?
man 2: Some fucking cock barnacle that won't leave me alone.

man 3: Hey, man are we hanging tonight or what?
man 4: Relax dude! We aren't married. Why you gotta be such a damn cock barnacle?

by lanstopher March 5, 2009