Troll Food

Any item of any level of significance on the internet that lures an amount of trolls. On very rare occasions, a troll slowly enjoys its food, while most scarf it down, much to the disgust of other internet goers.

*video of Justin Bieber's Baby*
Commenter: "This video just keeps churning out troll food."
Troll: "THSI SONG IS SOOO GAYYYYYY!!!!!11!!!1!!!"
Commenter: "Guys, really, stop feeding the trolls."

by Dameon Dice December 12, 2012

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bird food

Bird food is subject matter that mostly only girls care about, and can be used to lure them into a conversation. Some prime examples are: handbags, shoes, and chick flicks.

Larry: Hey Rick I'm going out with Lisa tonight, and I dunno what to talk to her about.
Rick: Didn't that new Twilight movie come out? Just toss some of that bird food at her and she'll start chirping away.

by darksydex3226 July 29, 2012

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Food of the gods

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food of the gods: hello, have a good day/night

by foodofthegods February 4, 2023

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food critic

Someone who eats and gets paid for it.

"I got a job as a food critic, and got ten bucks for sipping a spoonful of soup."

by DropTheDie July 27, 2022

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Vegan food

Beaten, abused, tortured, species-confused and identity-confused, over-processed vegetables forced to cross-dress as meat, and then trafficked to primarily woke millennials.

Vegan food is food that nature surely did not intend.

by Kelalaka May 17, 2022

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Black Food

A food that only the black man can master and only the black can ever make a comment on. Such food is the key to any persons soul. All hail the black food.

Nigger and Niggers serve the best Black food in town, can’t be missed.

by Man of Blades September 6, 2021

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