Turkey Day

The day we celebrate when our lord and savior ASB1 graced us with his radiant light. It happened September 30 the year of out Lord 1974.

Today is September 20th! Only 10 more days 'til Turkey Day!!!

by sweet_baby_breezus September 22, 2014

Thanks Giving Turkey

The main course of thanks giving, and not good with out a chicken and a duck shoved up its ass.

Grandma made thanks giving turkey!!!

by Abraham lincoln v.2 January 30, 2009

Free Turkey Dinner

A bargining chip used to pawn off unsuspecting customers

I'll give you two turkey dinners if you ring Ambrose O'Sullivan

by Herself July 22, 2004

Pulled my turkey

A phrase used to describe a vague injury, typically a pulled muscle.

I can't play coach, I pulled my turkey!

by SinceUBeenSean April 26, 2021

Carve some turkeys

When a car parked at a store on Thanksgivng day is keyed with the letter "T" to protest stores being open on Thanksgiving.

They went to go carve some turkeys.

by Gobblegobble November 27, 2013

All ham no turkey

“All ham no turkey” is a street phrase, to put it simple ham is good turkey is bad and is usually used to describe someone or anction.

“Ya all turkey no ham get outta here wuss puss”
“Damn Billy ya all ham no turkey 🚫🧢”
*gets rejected*, “Thats aight ya all turkey no ham anyway”
“LMAO that day was fun as hell all ham no turkey Fede”

by Streetterm April 19, 2019

hungarian turkey gobbler

the noise that's made while deep throating a penis and licking the anus at the same time

"I was at a party last night and some slut gave me a Hungarian turkey gobbler she sounded like a chocking turkey"

by hungarian turkey gobbler October 17, 2014