half jacked-off

a synonym for half-assed, half baked, et al. Usually used to render scorn on a famous person/celebrity who, for all their glitter, charisma and talent really puts forth a miserable effort in said situation.

Ben Affleck's cinematic efforts of late have been generally of the half jacked-off variety.

by Virgin Suicides June 17, 2017

half-sender

A person that doesn’t send the text they meant to or sends half of it.

Being a half-sender is like sending half a tit, we wanna see the whole tit not half a nude, so send the whole text you fuck wad.

by Yato_1 November 04, 2017

Half a Mile Kyle

Huge penis

Ewan Has a Half a Mile Kyle while Sean Gabello is stuck with a millimeter peter

by Definitely not Rodrigo Picozzi July 31, 2020

I get half

The first thing your ex-wife will say to you after a divorce

1. No need to worry about our failure of a marriage. I get half!!

by Bristol Boore April 15, 2019

Stevie half shagged

When you have had sexual intercourse with someone, but they have done a poor/incomplete job

I hope i am never stevie half shagged

by Alcohol slangs January 06, 2019

Half past inebriated

When you have had to much to drink or smoke or do to much of any drug and you are in a new, higher stage of drunk or high.

“Bro you were sooo half past inebriated lastnight!” “Shut up man i only took 4 xanies”

by Noah the nigger November 18, 2017

half life 2

A masterpiece that came out in 2004 and still holds up in 2020.

Wow, half life 2 is still going.

by hello gordon November 09, 2020