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The Dirty Potter

Inspired by the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Potter consists of the sticking your index finger inside your partner's rectum and then, upon retraction, smearing a humble lightning bolt on their forehead.
"I took my girlfriend to see that new Harry Potter film, where she became aroused to the idea of me performing the Dirty Potter on her later...which I did!"
by i'veabandonedmymilshake! July 16, 2009
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Dirty Shaunna

The best in bed, the best in everything period! Most gorgeous thing on the planet. Will put it on you so good, she will snatch your soul. Amazing Queen!
Dirty Shaunna is something serious! Gawd damn I’m in love!!!
by Hehasspoken April 8, 2023
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Dirty Gnome

A person who is often maligned for being something that they are not, usually referred in the context of being filthy, scruffy, disorganised, with alleged underhand tactics.
Occasionally used in a competitive setting to express the pressure a person feels
Guy 1: An Archery Champion: “That Archer is a Dirty Gnome”

Used to explain why something unexplainable has happen to them
Guy 2 Xarett: It must have been down to the Dirty Gnome.

Often used by others to explain away their failings and incorrectly proportion blame
Guy 3 Dimitry: “I missed. It must have been because of the Dirty Gnome”

Used when you are not sure if the advice you received is helpful or designed to be off putting
Guy2: “Was that the Dirty Gnome's idea?
by Charles3rd October 23, 2019
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Dirty Duval

When you are giving your old lady the good "D" and cum in your hand, cusping it ever so gently over her head while you continue giving her that good "D" until she cums. Then take your hand (still cusping your now slightly cold jizz) and wipe it on her face while saying "Simba"
I was giving Casey the 'Dirty Duval' last night an that crazy bitch started licking my hand!
by #Fistingmatters June 10, 2021
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dirty splitter

When you shit yourself and you g-string cuts it in half
Girl: You scared me so hard that it gave me a dirty splitter!
by UrbanCougar69 July 10, 2016
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stridin dirty

When you are out in public with drugs on your person. Similar to Ridin Dirty, only no car.
I was stridin dirty when I walked back from my drug dealers house.
by Ray Fecal March 16, 2008
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Dirty Gopher

The game of shitting, and then sucking it back into your anus before it can fully leave your body, like that of a gopher leaving it's hole.
Skeet: Yo Jimmy I was hogging the bathroom with Dirty Gophers all night last night
by GasMaskOverdrive December 5, 2017
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