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tea bag

a gurl that is on all fours lickin the doods balls, while the gurl is doin this, the dood is slappin the chic in the face wit his cock
rachel tea bagged jake last night at that crazy party
by ToughGuyzWearPink July 16, 2008
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Not my cup of tea

(Idiom) This will appeal to a formidable audience, but not me.
1: What do you think of feminazi rallies?


2: Not my cup of tea

2's mind: Iron my shirt bitch
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004
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Morning Cup of Tea

Guy: Good morning sweetie.
Girl: Good morning.
Guy: I'm going to go make my morning cup of tea.
Girl: I hope it's a good one.
by Dode May 25, 2009
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Turkish Tea Cup

A distinctive move during sexual intercourse where a female is on all fours or standing up with the male partner positioned behind her and his penis is inserted into the her anus or vagina. The female then reaches backwards with her hand, between her legs, and "cups" her male partner's testicles, thus engaging in the "Turkish Tea Cup"

This stimulating move can heighten the onset of ejaculation in some men, while in others it may postpone this critical moment, allowing for the couple to engage in extended hedonistic pleasure.

Variations:

If she has two male partners, one below her (in front of her) and one behind her with one penis in her vagina and the second in her anus, this movement is now referred to as a "Turkish Sandwich".

If all partners are of the same sex, the move would be referred to as the "Turkish Lock". An all female couple will usually have a prosthetic penis, fingers, or something of the like for rear insertion, but the partner on all fours or standing up will now be rubbing her partner's clitoris.
Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fuck each others brain out, Jill grabbed her ankles, Jack dropped his pants and went balls deep while singing Mr Bojangles, she let out a peep, it felt so good, but she knew he might, so she reached back and gave him a Turkish Tea Cup.
by Lazerz4eyez February 6, 2013
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Charleston Tea Party

When you squat over a toilet and lightly dip your testicles into the water while masturbating.
"I cannot get off without doing the Charleston Tea Party."
by Freeeems May 19, 2014
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CHINESE TEA CUPPING

ANAL SPRAY ON THE UPPER REGIONS OF THE TOILET BOWL.
FRIG DUDE IF CHINESE TEA CUPPING WERE AN OLYMPIC SPORT YOU WOULD BE A GOLD MEDALIST. WHO FLUNG THAT DUNG.
by buckshag October 10, 2018
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furry tea cup

The furry tea cup is a euphemism for the vagina, evoking visceral images of cunnilingus.

The pun was inspired by surrealist Swiss artist Méret Elisabeth Oppenheim (1913-1985). It is literally a saucer and tea cup covered in the fur of a Chinese gazelle, a piece which became wildly popular. It can be found today on display at the Museum of Modern Art (MoMA) in New York.

Partially contributing to the contemporary trend of women shaving their pubic areas.
Frat Guy 1: "Hey bro, I totally went down on Hilary last night."

Frat Guy 2: "Yeah? How was it?"

Frat Guy 1: "She was super into it, all wet... but sorta hairy."

Frat Guy 2: "Oh, the old furry tea cup!"

Frat Guy 1: "Yeah, I'm still flossing out pubes this morning!"
by cemantix March 11, 2014
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