Lerma simp

the biggest simp of simps , often likes to make up stories and try to make himself look better so girls can be more attracted to them.

Boy 1 : Dude did you hear what he was just saying ?

Boy 2: Dude , I know he’s saying stuff he’s never done before and never will.

Boy 1: He’s such a Lerma Simp dude .

by AJA October 30, 2019

Simp-Wage

The minimum effort a woman gives back to a simp. (one-word replies and sends you the same posts she puts on her stories)

"Damn man, you're getting #simpulated. Are you even making simp-wage?"

by chodemode 39 September 7, 2020

No Simp Summer

No Simp Summer (start's June 1st) is Like No Nut November but instead, you cannot simp for anyone, no celebrities not even your GF stay strong soldiers

Man 1: Bro have you seen this new ash kaash post...her ass was out and allat bro

Man 2: Nah i unfollowed her for no simp summer

by 333LOOZER333 June 3, 2021

Simp call

When a female posts something online in the hope that some man of poor will will satisfy her

"Oh my god i feel so insecure right now, i'll simp call to get attention"

"Did you see Frank's comment on that girl's selfie?

-"Looks like he fell for the simp call

by Nenets June 23, 2020

izuku simp

it's aki she simps him so much more then she can

omg look there's aki the izuku simp!

by akiiiii April 21, 2020

friend simp

in which a friend will simp over a friend and do anything for them because they’re besties

shelby: i’m a friend simp, i’ll make us math notes
katie: you’re the best friend simp ever

by litttnesss January 25, 2021

Chocolate simp

Someone who simps just for a piece of chocholate

Oh dude look at him he's being a chocolate simp

by Bunkertard June 28, 2023