edward sausage hands

Ruins everything with his big ol hands banging around on everything breaking it all like edward scissor hands did but with his stumpy sausage fingers instead

You get a mixed up text from some guy with fat fingers and text him back "allright there, edward sausage hands!"

by jomamas November 11, 2013

German Sausage Link

A sexual activity in which one prepares by swallowing hair or other fibers. The next day, when they exit the body, the stool is linked together as if it were a sausage roll.

My wife told me to do a German sausage link. I can’t get the hairy feeling out of mouth.

by Th_232 February 26, 2020

sausage and meatballs alfredo

dick, balls, and cum shot

Girl: baby, im hungry, what do we have to eat?
Guy: i got some sausage and meatballs alfredo, its delicious and full of protein

by 1p2o3i4u August 25, 2011

Cocktail sausage fiddler

A pedophile or a general insult

Your Dad is a cocktail sausage fiddler

by mien kamf May 7, 2015

It's all beans and sausage

Everything is going well

Hey dude, how you doin.

it's all beans and sausage

by PhineousPhreak August 28, 2013

wigan sausage roll

A Wigan sausage roll are known for being used not eaten. Wigan people pull the sausage out and put it in there arse and with the left over pastry they will fuck it with there penis

Wigan sausage roll anyone

Ooo yes in my room

by Gansha January 17, 2020

Sausage roll panic

Where you roll your self up tightly in your duvet and enter a claustrophobic panic mode.

I'll never do a sausage roll panic again, I thought I was gonna die.

by Mr sausage king February 2, 2017