Russian Opium Cartel

the greatest band of all time led by the sexiest man alive Alex Jones. every song they make,makes men cum instantly and tears shed from their eyes

Tim:Have you heard Russian Opium Cartel's new song?
Daniel:No i havent
Tim: well when you do it will make u nut

by RussianOpiumCartelFanboy January 27, 2019

Russian Log Flume

when havin anal sex you pull out pour some Vodka or Sminof on your fireman. Then get her to suck it off then resume anal sex.

John: "Hey man, wanna take shots.? You got plenty of Vodka"

Philip: "Naw man, me and my girl are gonna try that Russian Log Flume".

by 13222465 January 19, 2011

Russian ass slap

When you pour large amounts of vodka on the ass cheeks and slap them simultaneously

I gave my girlfriend the Russian ass slap last night now I’m single.

by Hyghry12309 December 23, 2020

russian space station

A Russian Space Station is the act of 4 or more men simultaneously docking and walking in a circle, creating the effect of a space station

Thats the last time Tony and i agree to a Russian Space Station, we still aren't talking.

by muhahapuh June 5, 2017

Russian National Anthem

Rossiya – svyashchennaya nasha derzhava,
Rossiya – lyubimaya nasha strana.
Moguchaya volya, velikaya slava –
Tvoio dostoyanye na vse vremena!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye,
Bratskih narodov soyuz vekovoi,
Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya!
Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboi!
Ot yuzhnyh morei do polyarnogo kraya
Raskinulis' nashi lesa i polya.
Odna ty na svete! Odna ty takaya –
Khranimaya Bogom rodnaya zemlya!
Shirokii prostor dlya mechty i dlya zhizni.
Gryadushchiye nam otkryvayut goda.
Nam silu daiot nasha vernost' Otchizne.
Tak bylo, tak yest' i tak budet vsegda!

Russian National Anthem

by Chinооk March 11, 2019

The Russian Tennis Geyser

While shoving 4-5 vodka soaked tennis balls up her twat. The Russian Tennis Geyser is performed when the woman in question increases pressure in her snatch by preparing to queef, then letting it all explode out at once. There are only 5 known casualties that were sacrificed in the making of this technique. This is generally very dangerous and should not be attempted unless you are a professional whore.

"that popcorn poped so loud we thought you were doing the russian tennis geyser."

by puebner May 24, 2014

Russian Time-bomb

A Russian or other women of eastern European ethnicity, who will undoubtedly explode when they reach the pre-designated genetic time frame. The latter usually being ages 40+ but there are reported incidents of this happening as young as 30 or even sooner if they have children. This explosion is what constitutes them as a Russian Time-bomb. The young beautiful Russian women will transform into the gruff logger, possibly sporting a thin beard, chopping firewood outside of the cabin surrounded by a gaggle of spawn.

"I had to return my mail order bride Tawnya as she reached the point of maximum impact and the Russian Time-bomb detonated."

by GandalftheGreen January 12, 2012