mother goose story tellin ass bitch

A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.

This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.

by anonymous April 26, 2023

Silly goose

Can also be used as slang for calling someone a c#nt.

Boris Johnson was being his usual self , while everyone looked at him and thought 'Silly goose'.

by Pillgwenlly December 2, 2021

GOOSE

An animal that makes THE MOST ANNOYING HONK OF GODS, and also will steal your sandwiches while your wondering your life existence at a park.

"BRO THAT GOOSE STOLE MY SANDWICHES"

by WelpThisOneWon'tBeUsed? December 8, 2019

Goose

Code name for an attractive female often viewed in close proximity to the observer. Origin for the use of this adjective originates in Lincolnshire.

Look at that goose!

by Striped Banana October 6, 2017

To Feather the Goose

When you are bartending and place your own money in the tip jar first, to entice others to tip.

No one is tipping tonight. I guess I’ll have to feather the goose.

by GJ id9 October 4, 2018

goose

a goose is someone that did/said some dumbass shit or gay ass shit

this motherfucker is a goose

by davesss August 22, 2023

Silly goose

Someone who doesn't see the obvious; stupid fuck.

Son: "You know apples are red."
Mom: "Of course silly goose."

by BucFan67 October 25, 2025