Weak Dog

Someone who is weak, useless, and all round pathetic

Weak dog!

Matt is such a weak dog!

What a weak dog!

by t-Rav004 October 23, 2009

Dog Paw

Obnoxious bulge in the male pelvic region. The male equivalent of a "camel toe"

Kathryn could not help but stare at Mark's dog paw through the entire meeting.

by brown cobra September 7, 2010

kicked dog

Someone who endures abuse from others but always retreats back to their abusers because it is what they’re call home.

Be nice to him/her, for all we know they could have been treated like a kicked dog all their life

by that’s life February 4, 2018

mom dog

Mother of a dog

Kayla is a mom dog to Shadow.

by Baby Cheekz April 3, 2017

Beat the dog

A slang term used to define an act of sexual self-gratification.
To masturbate (male).
Similar to the following:
* wank
* jerk off
* pull the pud
* bash the bishop
* choke the chicken
* milk the cow
* spank the monkey

My mother told me if I beat the dog one more time she's going to cut it off.

My girlfriend caught me beating the dog and decided to join in.

by FluffyDef December 9, 2011

Dog In The Bathtub

While thrusting your girl from behinds, you have to put your junk in her keister. A difficult task, much like putting a dog in the bathtub.

Julio: Yo ese, me and Maria where playing the no pants dance yesterday and I tried putting my Dog In The Bathtub. I think I'm love yo.

Eduardo;: You got problems Holmes,

by Joseandmariaforeveryo December 25, 2022

dog action

Someone who is unhygienic and unpleasant looking.

"Alex hasn't showered for three days. He's got that dog action"

by Alexv1021 May 25, 2016