Mark: Hey, did you watch that jake Paul video?
Stanley: No
Mark: It was good
Stanley: Whats that on the side of your head?
Mark: A tumor
Stanley: No
Mark: It was good
Stanley: Whats that on the side of your head?
Mark: A tumor
by DefineThisUsername May 01, 2018
WALLLMARRT!!! WALLLMARRRT!!!! WAAAALLMARRRT!!!!!! WAAAALLLLMARRRRTT!!!
Jake Paul:WALLLMARRRT
by Whyudothat September 11, 2018
The absolute white trash, ass kissing, snobby scum upon this earth. Too bad comdoms didn’t work for his parents, cuz he has an older dip-shit brother too. His fandom is a bunch of nine years olds who have no parental supervision on what the fuck they watch. Oh yeah and he can’t even make decent diss tracks. Shane Dawson thinks he is a sociopath, and I agree.
by Yeeyeeanimeyee March 31, 2019
Jake Paul is a noun. Jake Paul is a mysterious abdominal creature that is believed to be from a galaxy deep in the universe that is called "Bitches from America". Little information is known about this one manned species.
"Fuck mom, get out of this store before we get the Paul disease, JAKE FUCKING PAUL IS IN THIS STORE."
"Shit, we gotta get out."
"He is probably buying some alien shit to possess us humans."
"Run, it's Jake Paul!"
"Shit, we gotta get out."
"He is probably buying some alien shit to possess us humans."
"Run, it's Jake Paul!"
by nonameihavenocreativity October 29, 2018
He is so fucking ugly. HE just happens to be my best friend, he let me fuck his girlfriend in front of him and didn't care. Basically, if u need someone to fap to he's ya boy
by Just and underaged kid May 08, 2019