who did it and why

analyzing a failed relationship to identify fault and motive

SheraSeven's latest video is about who did it and why, Brad and Angelina edition.

by tylerdurdenmp4 December 11, 2024

That’s why we wear hats

Used to express disgust, annoyance or unhappiness with the current economic state. Usually referring to inflation. Why we wear hats is supposed to suggest being defecated on by a flock of birds from above. Metaphorically speaking the economy is being likened to a flock of birds flying overhead. The punchline is there isn’t really a hat that can protect you from inflation.

John: god the inflation is terrible these days

Linda: we’ll that’s why we wear hats amiright

by UrbanDictator? July 19, 2025

Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups

Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you

by bit125 March 6, 2022

Why

Why is commonly used to ask if someone would like to have yiff with them, standing for:
Wanna
Have
Yiff
People use why as a way of questioning someone or using it as an excuse, do not listen to these people as they are using the word wrong and are mentally ill.
WARNING!!
Using this word excessively will cause an entity called the “huge furry goth mommy” to spawn. If you have summoned the huge furry goth mommy you need to run as fast as possible, because they will do despicable and barbaric things that nobody deserves to you if it catches you!

Mom: “your grounded!”
Son: “WHY?!”

by OZERALE November 23, 2024

why me not you

A phrase people use when they don't like that they have to do something and not someone else.

I have jury duty? why me not you?

by realwordmaker24 December 1, 2018

Why Is Everything on Here Related to Sex?

Why is everything on here related to sex is when u cum all over ur best gf's face & pussy whilst looking up random definitions on urban dictionary and finding out all of them relate to sex in some way, see also "the best nutjob ever"

guy 1: dude i Why Is Everything on Here Related to Sex? 'd Chad's slut last night
guy 2: bro ur fuckin dead
guy 1: wdym-

by completelyoriginalhandle123456 December 6, 2023

Why

If You Trip On A Giant Y You will wonder why

Because the universe did it

Person : * Runs And Trips On A Y

Person : WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

by I Sexually Identify As Tom April 10, 2017