Taking temperature

When you finger a girl. Fantastic-like.

"Hey Drew, guess what happened last night? I was taking temperature of this chick and I think she had the flu."

"How'd you take her termperature"

"With my finger thermometer...it was a balmy 98.6 degrees"

Taking temperature by Benny Delicious October 14, 2006

Taking a break 

1: The quote you use when your ex is dumping you, but you are not over them.

2: What you tell someone when your obviously dumping them, but don't want to hurt their feelings.

3: The thing you tell others when you brake up with someone, but when they talk, touch, or look at another girl in any way you come back to them.

We are not breaking up, were just... taking a break.

Are you breaking up with me? No, I just want to take a break.

Girls i'm so over him like he always wants to hang out with his friends. Oh crap did he just talk to that girl. Be right back, *yells* TAKE ME BACK LIAM, TAKE ME BACKKK.

Taking a break by HannahIs349011 June 11, 2017

what is you talkin? 

What are you talking about?
What do you mean?
What?!

Billybob: I'm gay
Joebob: What is you talkin?!

what is you talkin? by SuperPinky January 4, 2008

taking ass 

the pleasure of fornicating with ones asshole, whether welcome or unwelcome.

dude, im totally down with taking ass right now

taking ass by stiggle piss 45 July 20, 2017

Tanking 

A team that performs bad on purpose. Usually (if major sports team) play bad to get better picks in the draft.

The 2017-18 Memphis Grizzlies are tanking.

Tanking by DeAmazing DeRozan May 14, 2018

taking the mickey 

To minimize someone by ridicule, mockery or derision, especially if the clueless subject does not realize he or she is the target of ridicule. British in origin and similar to "taking the piss" out of someone.

Dick: (with mock sincerity and theatrical enthusiasm) Dang it, George! You like totally RULE, dude! I can’t decide if you are like, a great president…or like, THE greatest president!

George: (with feigned modesty) Shucks, Dick…t’aint no big thang!

Laura: (to George) CLEARLY, you are as dumb as a box of hammers and I would like to kick you as far as I could kick a lemon meringue pie…as usual…Dick is TAKING THE MICKEY OUT OF YOU!

Tony: ‘Fraid not, Dodo-brain girl! George IS the greatest (and cutest president) EVER! Boys rock!

Laura: (exasperated, to Tony) Shut your festering gangrenous pie hole, you putrid tool! Crawl back into the Masterpiece Theatere “Veal Crate” you crawled out of, boneless-boy.

George: (to Tony) Yo, Tony!!! Who’s Mickey?

taking the mickey by Cinnabone Hilton September 28, 2006

tanking 

In reference to Magic: The Gathering gameplay. tanking is the act of "going into the tank" coming from 'think tank'. a player "in the tank" is considering their next line of play.

My magic online opponent has been tanking for several minutes now. I'm not sure what he could come out with to save him.

tanking by cheezburgler October 25, 2010