portuguese taco

The act of not wiping your anus and forgetting to remove all excess fecal matter.

Ken, what's that smell? do you have a Portuguese taco again?

by long_dong_silver March 12, 2014

Dirty Taco

A taco is a girl's vagina. A dirty taco is her vagina after having unprotected sex.

My girlfriend just started taking birth control. Tonight, she'll have a dirty taco.

by Makeup Lover Not Mainstream June 24, 2017

Taco Mask

Eatting a girl out with her legs wrapped around your head.

I'd like to wear her like a taco mask.

by "Strictly" BadBoy September 04, 2005

Shirt Taco

The act of wearing a t-shirt and no bottoms, thus exposing ones pink taco.

My girlfriend had some serious shirt taco going on last night.

by The Shirt Cock January 22, 2011

Jimboy's Tacos

The best taco's on the west coast. Lots of cheese. Grease coats the box. Meaty. Freshly Made. And the resteraunts usually look pretty trashy, but it's worth it.

Cool Guy 1: "Bro, I went to Jimboy's Tacos and got a six box, and ate them. Their crunchy yet soft greasy shells with layers of cheese and meat just tantalizes my tastebuds."

Guy 2: "I'm jealous"."

by TACOlover1235 December 04, 2010

Taco Slap

The female equivalent of tea-bagging.

"Noob: Stop tea-bagging me.
Player 1: I'm a girl. I'm taco slapping you.
Noob: *Rage Quit* "

by Kyoei March 05, 2012

Taco Belle

An attractive woman with a delicious and attractive pussy.

Mike: Guess who's a Taco Belle.

John: Um... Jennifer?

Mike: Lauren!

John: Yeah?

John: Fuck yeah!

by phuqr September 24, 2011