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The brown goat stretcher 

The act of covering the male genitalia in poop. Then dragging the head of the penis across his partners beard. Note: While performing this act the scrotum should also be covered in waste and stapled to the floor. This is where the 'stretcher' in the name comes from.
We did "The brown goat stretcher" His balls hang out of his pants now
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The Buckshot

The process of getting completely blitzed via shotgunning 5 (or more) brews consecutively in a row.

A.K.A. a straight shot to a hook up with any other participates.
The Buckshot is the very first Pussy Magnet.

The Brown Belt 

A way to rid one's self of a partner by dropping a duke on their waist during a romantic moment.
The lights are low, a few candles are lit, you are giving your "loved one" a good rub down. While you have them in a sort of calm bliss you stand up, crouch over their waist, and scream out loud while you poop somewhere near the belt line. HEEYAA, you just got The Brown belt!
The Brown Belt by phartin September 29, 2010

the backfire 

when a guy is at dinner and gets up to say goodbye, he stands up and reaches over the table to hug someone, and he inadvertently places his cannon within one inch of someone (who is still sitting down) at the table's face. the backfire-ee, if you will, then sharply turns their head not knowing their is a cannon pointed right at their face, and then proceeds to make full blown facial contact with the shaft and the ballbag of the backfire-er
1) holy shit man, that one time at the house of blues, i was giving my girl a hug goodbye, and i totally gave ginnie mae the backfire

2)

The Boardwalk Effect 

When you are at a party or gathering of some type and upon arrival you notice the girls aren't good looking. Then after a prolonged period of time at the party or gathering, your standards at that party fall and the least ugly chicks start looking good.

Can also be when you are at a gathering with not that many girls there and just because there's not that many chicks at the party, the ones there start looking good when normally they're not that great or grenades.

Came from a visit to the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk where most of the girls there are fat and ghetto. After a few hours there your standards fall and they start looking good.
*at a party*
Bro 1 (11:00pm)- Man this party is kinda wack, the chicks here are not fine.
Bro 2 (11:00pm)- Yeah I feel you man, whatever its early i'm sure it will get better.

Bro 1 (12:30am)- Dude some of these chicks are starting to look good...
Bro 2 (12:30am)- Yeah I know, we need to get the hell out of here, its the Boardwalk Effect.
When you lay in bed with your legs up and kick like a baby.
Gibby and I were doing The Binky yesterday, and we almost broke the bed.
The Binky by makayla0425 June 14, 2011

the big room

i will download the game cos i dont want to have to venture out into ''the big room''
the big room by pezz82 July 11, 2011