How long Tom Holland Simps live

Tom Holland Simps live 5-15 years

How long Tom Holland Simps liveOMG YOUR A Tom Holland Simps love 5-15 years you are going to die

by Tom Holland Sucks March 9, 2022

Pope of Simps

Someone who is a fool and forgetful

Uggh there goes the Pope of Simps again

by Pope2 May 3, 2022

Elloise Anne Amelia Simpson

Possessive over her frankie (FRANKGREEN). Worlde fanatic

You are such a Elloise Anne Amelia Simpson

by bb249308 June 26, 2022

Jeremiah's Sympathy

Only found in the Websters dictionary between the words "Shit" and "Syphilis".

Hey do you want Jeremiah's Sympathy? If so you know where to find it.

by Teesquizzle October 8, 2022

Forbidden Homer Simpson

The forbidden Homer Simpson is when an erect penis is threaded through three donughts.

I did something nice for charlie last night and I gave her the forbidden Homer Simpson.

by Chuckie bux October 17, 2022

evangeline erica sampson

the best person to live on the planet.

#1 "Yo have you heard of Evangeline Erica Sampson??"

#2 "Omg yea she's like the best person to live on the planet"
#1 "Ikr"
#3 "I heard she saved world hunger"

#1 and #2 "OMGG!!! I LOVE HER"

by Esler April 23, 2023

You have no sympathy

It's funny that you keep saying that because that's one of the last things I said to my mother in her fit of drunken denial. She's a bitch and a narcissist.

Hym " 'You have no sympathy' I said to my narcissistic mother. And she said nothing because she knew I was right and my stepfather cried because HE ALSO KNEW I WAS RIGHT. Regardless of what happens with this I'm going to make sure I'm not around. Functionally an orphan. Like, the video game. Orphan: Scion of Sorcerery. Hi Melissa! Hi Mark! Go fuck yourselves!"

by Hym Iam August 17, 2023