tensley the stalker

Usually a fat gay male who stalks men and only knows basics of engineering as he’s lost his job at Honeywell for child porn on his phone. Known to sink his life savings into rostering corvettes to pick up the kiddies. Known to steal, obese, smokes meth in his garage.

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by Sharon Jane MartinWeaverBr0wn December 27, 2024

Slippery Squid Shaker

When a man removes the tentacles and teeth from a squid so it cannot move, and then proceeds to use it as a fleshlight until the squid is shaking from the amount of semen it has digested

Petaon 1: Yo i gave my brother a slippery squid shaker last night
Person 2: nigga what

by Freaky Gooner 405 July 18, 2025

When The World's At Stake

The second best song from Starkid's 'The Trail To Oregon' beat only by Wagon On Fire

Person 1:yo have you heard of When The World's At Stake
Person 2: yeah it's really good, not as good as Wagon On Fire tho

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025