shnaps

a certain way to say shit or oh shit without really cursing. works well in front of children.

when junior broke my bong, i yelled out "oh shnaps u little friggin a-hole" i was so pissed, but luckily i caught myself from cursing just in time.

by flava b (bernie mac) April 3, 2009

snapsock

A sock or a piece of clothing kept by an adolescent male's (or any male) bed to be used as a receptacle when he jerks off. Mom then finds it hardened in the laundry and is relieved to find out her son is a normal teenage boy.

Bobby had to jerk off into his own hand because his mother found his snapsock and put it in the laundry.

by RehpotsirhC December 12, 2013

SlapShot JackPot

A way of showing happiness

Hey Brian i found 50 bucks on the ground.... SLAPSHOT JACKPOT

by Kyle Karkosky July 20, 2008

snabster

A male that has the unfortunate presents of crabs on his trouser snake

Did you hear that guy is a snabster, he gets around, so i wouldn't go there.

by fear_factory11 August 25, 2007

snapathetic

who cares? no big deal...

Obama stepped in it with Daschle...oh snap!

I'm snapathetic about the whole deal... Obama's still the man!

by doingalittle paperwork February 4, 2009

Snapasarus

A snap roll maneuver performed by a radio control aircraft the instant it takes off from the ground. To officially be a snapasarus, it must be performed in sanctioned competition.

Five pilots earned their snapasarus at the competition today.

by SimpleM March 13, 2010

Slapslut

A girl/woman who goes to hockey games with the intention of sleeping with one of the players. Mainly the goalie.

"dude, she slept with Michal Neuvirth on the Capitals, then downgraded to Braden Holtby, who is a duster, and plays for the Bears! She's a total slapslut"

by puckslut1 August 18, 2012