A gay man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under an man in hopes of winning them over, without the man bringing anything to the table.
you are a gay simp
you are a gay simp
by tak17 July 06, 2022
A corporation simp who is jobless and maidenless, and resides under several subreddits or Twitter tweets. They keep convincing people who use adblockers to use YT Premium or watch vanilla version of Youtube to 'support creators' (both ways would cost your privacy) when there are better alternative options to support like Patreon donations.
Like Nintendo simps, if they can't convince you, they'll become aggressive and totally destroy the conversation with insults. And always don't forget, they keep replying you back if you keep replying them.
Like Nintendo simps, if they can't convince you, they'll become aggressive and totally destroy the conversation with insults. And always don't forget, they keep replying you back if you keep replying them.
YT Vanced user : Vanced is dead, time to switch to New Pipe
YT Simp (Youtube Simp) : Or don’t be a jerk and pay for premium or watch the ads.
YT Vanced user : It's not jerky to not want your money to go to a rich corporation with terrible privacy practices.
YT Simp : You're trying to justify taking advantage of creators and their hard effort. Gross as fck.
YT Vanced user : If they have a Patreon account and worthy to donate to support their work, I'd rather do it than enriching Google.
YT Simp : How absolutely fcking disgusting of you! You fcking gross! (suddenly lose the conversation and insult that user)
YT Vanced user : You're very funny with your white knighting of corps who don't care about you.
YT Simp (Youtube Simp) : Or don’t be a jerk and pay for premium or watch the ads.
YT Vanced user : It's not jerky to not want your money to go to a rich corporation with terrible privacy practices.
YT Simp : You're trying to justify taking advantage of creators and their hard effort. Gross as fck.
YT Vanced user : If they have a Patreon account and worthy to donate to support their work, I'd rather do it than enriching Google.
YT Simp : How absolutely fcking disgusting of you! You fcking gross! (suddenly lose the conversation and insult that user)
YT Vanced user : You're very funny with your white knighting of corps who don't care about you.
by Shiine-1 April 06, 2022
by jointed53 January 25, 2022
The act of being submissive to a person simply because they bought a table at a nightclub. Typically occurs when a dude with daddy's money isn't funny or capable of speaking to women, so he spends $5-10k on a table and invites a hot girl with 30+ bodies to stand next to him at his table. The girl wears a slutty cocktail dress and the guy wears ripped light wash jeans, Yeezy's, a gold chain on the outside of his shirt, and a black t-shirt so tight it might as well be painted on. The entire concept is adjacent to prostitution. It's an easy way for beta men to fuck a whore without 'technically' paying for it.
"Hey friends, I was thinking of having a group dinner at my place this Thursday. Maybe cook up some chicken parm and sip some wine while we watch the sunset! Are you interested?"
"No, sorry, I'm going to see insert no-name DJ tonight. Steve from the Seaport is buying $1,500 bottles of shitty Tito's at a nightclub the size of my bedroom, so I'm gonna go table simping."
"No, sorry, I'm going to see insert no-name DJ tonight. Steve from the Seaport is buying $1,500 bottles of shitty Tito's at a nightclub the size of my bedroom, so I'm gonna go table simping."
by artfuldodger69 August 19, 2022
by bruh kid 68 August 20, 2020
Being rude, disorderly, disrespectful to women in order to gain power or attention from women in the hopes that the "nice guys finish last" and "women like assholes" myth will apply to them.
He hates Simps that cater to women so he'll start backwards simping because women don't deserve nice.
by Dallas AP August 04, 2021
A dorty simp is when one of the boys has been caught lacking by one of the other boys and still won’t admit to being a simp aka OISIN MCKEEVER
by YouDortySlag July 28, 2020