secret simp

Being friends with someone you secretly love but you'll never ever tell them? Lol

Yo bro that braids glasses guy is so in love with that girl but he calls her his best friend. He's a secret simp. What a legend.

by Mugiwara no Ichi April 5, 2021

crippled simp

Giovanni

Yeah bro he’s all about her and he fell last night, he’s definitely a crippled simp.

by Katias98 March 7, 2022

Levi Simp

Ur swag,but common .
He’s hot and u need to admit it

But remember,if he find out this ,he would kill u in 2 seconds ngl
I simp for him too,but I think he goes with Hanji or Erwin

If u ship ereri gtf out of here🥰🥰

I’m a Levi Simp
I simp for Levi,so I’m a Levi simp

by KuboKaishipper January 15, 2022

hat simp

bbh but a downgrade

hat simp: language grrr bad grr dont swear

by AveryDeetz June 13, 2021

simp hansen

simp hansen is a term that was coined by CreepShow Art's fans. It is a nickname for Chris Hansen, who is a massive simp for Jefree Star (who sucks)

"Simp Hansen and Jefree Star support Dahvie Vanity, who is a child predator"

by mrpeanutstan May 19, 2020

Sideline Simping

When a girl you like is in a relationship, so you stay friends until she is available. That is when you tag in and shoot your shot.

Her: "We have been fighting recently so I don't know, we might break up."

You: "I hope you can work it out. Just be careful, Celtic is totally sideline simping."

by SmollYeti November 30, 2021

SIMP SHANNON

shannon is a simp for ebenezer because she always talks about who she loves in a very affectionate way, she also does this for four of diamonds. she doesn’t know what a simp is ❤️

beth: you’re a SIMP SHANNON
shannon: how
beth: *shows this definition*

by notasimphehehe July 3, 2020