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Table Simping

The act of being submissive to a person simply because they bought a table at a nightclub. Typically occurs when a dude with daddy's money isn't funny or capable of speaking to women, so he spends $5-10k on a table and invites a hot girl with 30+ bodies to stand next to him at his table. The girl wears a slutty cocktail dress and the guy wears ripped light wash jeans, Yeezy's, a gold chain on the outside of his shirt, and a black t-shirt so tight it might as well be painted on. The entire concept is adjacent to prostitution. It's an easy way for beta men to fuck a whore without 'technically' paying for it.
"Hey friends, I was thinking of having a group dinner at my place this Thursday. Maybe cook up some chicken parm and sip some wine while we watch the sunset! Are you interested?"

"No, sorry, I'm going to see insert no-name DJ tonight. Steve from the Seaport is buying $1,500 bottles of shitty Tito's at a nightclub the size of my bedroom, so I'm gonna go table simping."
by artfuldodger69 August 19, 2022
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Simp-ly

Rola: ugh Sarra is so annoying.
Jannah: what did she do?
Rola: she spent all night simp-ly talking about her crush!
Jannah: the one she said she didn't like anymore??
Rola: that's the one.
Jannah: what a simp!
by Simp-lySarra February 11, 2023
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pathetic simp

1- a person throwing too many compliments.
2-when someone is simping too hard.
3-when your friend keeps talking about his/her crush.
friend: i miss my girlfr-
me: you pathetic simp
friend: you loser
me: i dont speak simp language
friend: cries
by ilovespicenoodles September 28, 2020
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Simp Tendency’s

To be neither a simp nor a gamer Chad but in the middle Simp Tendencies May make your friends no longer like you
“Hey Justin isn’t Timmy having some Simp Tendency’s”

“Eww let’s not talk to him any more”
by WaflMoves March 11, 2020
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Sigma Simp

A person who only simps for the one whom they are already in a relationship with.
Spotify: You are a sigma simp.
P1: I am not !
by uwu09999 January 17, 2022
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simp safely

don't think, just read and process. it is what it means. simp. safely!

Don't simp so hard you stop living life.
"bro I'm so sad broo, she dumped me!"
"simp safely bro :/"
by 1_1 August 31, 2020
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DANIEL SIMP

Not really a simp but a very great guy to be around and hang out with and has a job so he can take care of you Hit him up instagram @Bwoccoli
by NSA Snipz February 11, 2020
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