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I'd Pee In Her Butt

A girl walks down the street and she is very Sexy/Attractive. Instead of saying i want to bone her, you say, "I'd Pee in her butt".
Bob: "Damn look at her she is hot:
Me: "Yeah I would pee in her but"
by Tyler Durden January 31, 2004
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Like peeing on a wounded jellyfish

"I was told I should get a college degree. So, I went and got a Masters' degree in literary criticism of French medieval bread recipes from an online university."
"That's like peeing on a wounded jellyfish."
by donaldpelosi January 6, 2020
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peeing out of my butt

Extremely loose stool consisting mostly of brown liquid rather than solid turds. Severe diarhea, the runs, the squirts.
The day after a delicious basket of spicy hot wings from Bdubs I was wishing I had a cold river to shit in. I had the shits so bad I felt like I was peeing out of my butt.
by charlygordon123456 July 25, 2006
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lemme pee in your butt

1)A very stupid pick-up line
2)A way to say how hot a girl is
3)Another way of saying, "Lemme fuck you!"
1)Ay AAY GIRL!!! Lemme pee in yo butt! *slapp*
2)Good lord that girl is so hot id pee in her butt
3)Ay AAY GIRL!! Lemme pee in your butt! *girl raises her ass*
Niicee
by Dark_Hedgehog January 7, 2008
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Pee You Bee Gee

The shortenered version of the popular game, "Player Unknowns Battle Grounds" spelled out phonetically
Yo guys wanna play Pee You Bee Gee?
by Doggocool November 23, 2018
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poo fart pee butt

Poo fart pee butt used if your 9
by anonymous September 22, 2021
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i'd pee on her porch

Confusing expression of love/admiration for a woman. Similar to boys pulling a girl's hair on the playground. He really cares for her, but is uncomfortable/awkward about expressing the emotion. This euphemism that sounds vaguely degrading is known to mean that he's actually really in to her.

Can also be used in the accusatory "He'd pee on her porch" - used to call out a "bro" for his love without outright embarassing him and having uncomfortable conversations about real feelings, which should, obviously, be avoided at all times.
"That woman has duel masters degrees, volunteers at the soup kitchen, and has the body of a goddess. I'd pee on her porch"

"Look at Gifford talking to that straight up super vixen, he'd pee on her porch"
by Donghammer Collective February 10, 2015
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