Five Dick Curve

A variant of probability theory of the normal distribution or Gaussian distribution, as applied to how women minimize the number of men they have copulated with to appear more innocent and closer to normal, especially to a new boyfriend.
Jane "So when he asked me how many men I banged in my life, I told him 'five' even though it was really ten"

Jill "Why?"

Jane "Because I don't want my new man to think I am a skank."

Jill "You did a five dick curve"
by Dr. Agnes Freud September 28, 2010
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Five Nights at Feurolant's

A non-existant game tribute to the shit meme cancer title Five Nights at Freddy's. It was taken down from Steam's Greenlight portal just 2 days after it's debut. It was created in the Clickteam Fusion 2.5 engine, as was the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise games. It was not greenlit due to excessive nudity and, mentioned by Robin Walker of Valve, "A shit meme cancer spinoff of the previous shit meme cancer Five Nights at Freddy's."
"Hey, man, did you see Five Nights at Feurolant's on Greenlight?"
"Oh yeah, man, I voted for it, but most people are saying it's a shit meme cancer like Five Nights at Freddy's. A shame."
by :v) March 11, 2016
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Five-Dollar Footlong

Slang for the dump you have to take after eating at Subway.
Jareds in the bathroom, we ate at subway and he as to deposit a five-dollar footlong
by Froggler August 02, 2010
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five dollar ho

after a blow job and spewing on her face, slap her with a five dollar bill so it sticks
*Variation*
If she is a skag whore you can ask for change
by ThaOriginal January 25, 2005
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Five nights at freddy's

A shitty horror game that attracts little kids.
The only thing it spawned was alot of disturbing pornography and an awful fanbase.
Five nights at freddy's is cancer

~everyone over the age of 12
by Densest March 26, 2017
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austrilan high five

when tag teaming a girl and you and another mans balls slap
me and ted where tag teaming veronica i was giving him a austrilan high five the whole time
by badmoond September 13, 2011
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five nights at freddy's

A game that Scott Cawthorn made, and ended up making 2 more pointless versions for money. It is supposed to be a horror game, but it only makes you jump for the first 2 jumpscares.
Have you ever played that overused game with tons of pointless sequels called five nights at freddy's ? Yeah it was so scary.
by Senpai-vesper April 15, 2015
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