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Facebook Background Check

When you meet someone online, (tinder, plenty of fish, ok Cupid, etc.) and you want to make sure they're not a total psycho before you meet them. So you look them up on Facebook to see what they post, who they're friends with, what pictures you haven't seen, etc. Sometimes you are surprised by what you find...
I was kind of skeptical about Todd, so I ran a Facebook background check to see who he really is...
by adrianaway December 13, 2014
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Twilight Zone Check

When you have a near-death experience and you have to make sure you’re not in the Twilight Zone.
After being nearly hit by a car it’s important to perform a Twilight Zone Check by making sure people can still see you
by TacticalShrubbery September 24, 2019
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Reality Bowl Check

This term defines the akward, then funny, then sad, and finally moment of paranoia, when you realize you've been sitting on the toilet so long; reading, drawing, texting, eating, sleeping, singing, looking on the computer, or having a epiphany, that you genuinely forgot if A: You even took a shit B: Wether you wiped if the previous incident did happen in the first place.

This is often an unnerving experience that can only be solved by checking the bowl to see if there is any "evidence". Don't relax just yet if the bowl check comes back negative. This can be tricky as the phantom shit does exist and will fool an inexperienced shitter into thinking it was a poo dream or day poo dream. Then to be safe one must wipe, even though there is a chance that the poo is non existent and your wrinkled penny will be chafed by unnecessary wiping.
Jimmy: The weirdest thing happened to me the other day.
Steve: What was it man?
Jimmy: I was eating my lunch on the can and then i did some homework, and drifted off. I woke up later and as i went to pull my pants up, I panicked thinking that i had taken a shit and was about to walk without wiping.
Steve: Well did you shit?
Jimmy: I don't know, i checked the bowl, and it was empty but i couldn't shake the feeling that i had taken a shit and it had disappeared, i mean i thought i took a shit but i couldn't remember, and there was no "evidence". How do i know if it was real?
Steve: How do we know if anything is real.... You wiped right?
Jimmy: I DONT KNOW MAN!!!!

Steve: I think you need to have a reality bowl check....
by Drockf February 5, 2014
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2000 dollar checks

The term means 1400 dollars. It's an idiom that finds its origins in Washington DC.
"2000 dollar checks will go out as soon as you vote blue in Georgia"
by FuzzyMeep March 10, 2021
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Two check sandwich

To get a layoff, or terminated, from your job, especially a contract or labor union job. Named so because you get your regular check, plus a layoff payoff check, so the company doesnt owe you anything else.
"Hey did Paul get a layoff?"
"Yeah, they gave him a two check sandwich"
by theDunson January 24, 2019
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Cash Money No Check

Nigga where you get those shoes them hoes is cash money no check
by JayT30 March 20, 2023
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Checking out the goods

Looking to see if something or someone is worth your time
I was in the club checking out the goods. I was at the party and checking out the goods on the grill
by Beast of the east 74 February 11, 2019
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