Oliver

A man who isn’t a simp at all! Has a large schlong and gets all the girl (Probably just one), likes video games and has no aspirations because he is Oliver

Friend 1: “Is that Oliver?”
Friend 2: “Yeah... I bet he gets all the bitches”

Friend 1: Probably has a massive dick... I’d fuck him”

by Shit Fuck The Ultimate Cuck April 17, 2021

Oliver

Fucking dope mega cool fire bro man

Yo you know Oliver right, he is so cool

by balls2 May 11, 2021

Oliver

Oliver has a big cock he is the ultimate lady’s man with a big cock he is really smart and has a big cock he is also really good at having a big cock

Female 1: Wow is that Oliver he has a big cock
Female 2: Yes I know I should date him

by Ollie has a big cock May 16, 2021

Oliver

Manipulative piece of literal shit and looks like an uncooked hotdog

“It’s may 22!”
“Oh don’t talk to Oliver, he’ll manipulate you”

by Justinshortydogs May 22, 2021

Olive raisin

A pitifully attempt at an olive branch: a meaningless gesture of peace.

My parents "apologized" for my childhood abuse, but then explained why it was all my fault. They threw me an olive raisin.

by Wifflepuff May 23, 2021

oliver

to unnecessarily venture into a previously meaningless side character's very specific personal backstory to the point of devoting your heart deeply to them and their well-being that the main story line is almost forgotten

"Not to oliver our way into another side story, but..."

by grossboiclub May 31, 2021

oliver

to unnecessarily venture into a previously meaningless side character's very specific personal backstory to the point of such deep devotion to their well-being and positive development that the main plotline is suddenly forgotten

"Not to oliver our way into another side story, but..."

by grossboiclub May 31, 2021