New Methminster

The nickname given by disdainful residents to New Westminster, British Columbia, Canada, due to the fact that there are so many freaking meth addicts in that city.
Person #1: Let's go for a walk in New Westminster and take a look at its wonderful "heritage" sites.

Person #2: Fuck no, I'm never going back to New Methminster...I remember last time, when I got hit over the head with a crow bar by someone high on meth.
by A. Spinnet April 09, 2010
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New Fashion

The guy jacks off and shoots his cum straight up in the air, He opens his asscheeks and catches the cum on the way down.
"Hey moite, what have you been up to?"
"Just gave myself a New Fashion"
by CLingthelion November 04, 2011
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New Specs

A cracking Birmingham UK based ska band. Named to be the 'New Specials' but they soon realised that they could never match up to the expectation of that name so it was shortened to New Specs.

Originally comprising of Duncan 'Disorderly' Gaunt on lead guitar, Andy 'Boris Arse Mop' Taylor on rhythym guitar, Jimmy 'Spazmo' Norwood on bass and Dean 'One, More, Lots, Many' Beresford on drums.

A later configuration brought in Olly 'Loops' Bradley on bass and his brother Syme 'Fat Guy' Bradley on lead guitar. This moved Andy Taylor to vocal duties.

Top gigs included Four Oaks Tennis Club, where they kicked ass and Little Aston Youth Club whewre they kicked even more ass.

These days, they are all married and sad. Apart from Dean Beresford who still forges a career in hitting things for a living.

Syme went on to become features editor for Guitarist magazine.

Duncan, married with two kids, now builds bus shelters and McDonalds Restaurants.

Andy claims to work in the IT industry but we all know that he's only thinking about the next addition to his rather large guitar collection.

Olly is now a bass playing mercenary who will play any tune for lager or an automatic weapon.

The Specs rocked, shining light and influence upon all that bathed in there sadly short glare.
Andy: 'Any do's on?'
Dunc: *pause* 'Nah."
Andy: 'Wish I had a Tardis.'

Intro to 'Wish I had a Tardis' New Specs tune 1979.
by Loopmeister August 06, 2006
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fake news

Any news not covered by the mainstream media, or that contradicts the mainstream narrative.
Forensic analysis shows the DNC hack was actually a leak? fake news!
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The New Game

Like "the game" only when you think of old people having sex
by NewGame December 24, 2011
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new canaan

Home to the private school St. Luke's School: the biggest drug/ alcohol associated school in the country. People from all over lower CT (and even NY) attend SLS and play many sports/arts, take hard ass courses, and get high and drunk as much as they can...and then some. Home to the fighting Crusaders.
"Dude, another St. Luke's School student got thrown out for being drunk in school!"
by Ja.Co April 05, 2005
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New York

Ian when you move back to New York, i'm going with. been there 1 time and i loved it, so yeah i'm going back. bring it on.
Your little Bro. LIL Srapy
by 23 year old male March 24, 2005
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