monkey hug

When someone hugs you, but they wrap their legs around your waist

Did you see Jannie give Sam a monkey hug this morning? She's so weird

by Mr. NiceGuy September 18, 2015

Monkey pudge

When a transgender eats a cantaloupe out your bunghole

Yo big bruh I met a trans last night and it hit me with the monkey pudge

by Roger rollings November 12, 2022

rapture monkey

1. A self-righteous, religious fundamentalist who believes in the fantasy that he or she will disappear off the face of the Earth and ascend to an imaginary Heaven at the mythical Second Coming of Christ.

2. A Christian.

I got a lot of great stuff at the yard sale because a rapture monkey is dumping all of his possessions in anticipation of yet another predicted arrival of Jesus.

by Scoots McKenzie September 24, 2017

Slag Monkey

1) A person obsessed with metal work involving welding and torch cutting.

2) A person who likes to chip hot slag off fresh welds with no face shield.

Did you see that amorphous, strange, bat sculpture Ted was welding? That slag monkey wasn't even waiting for his welds to cool before chipping off the slag, I think he has second degree burns on his face and I swear a piece of slag flew up his nose.

by Thrax Secutores September 25, 2011

Yanking the monkey

A funny way to say masturbation

-I’m going back to my room
+Ok, just stop yanking the monkey
-You are not funny bro

by J.H Garza June 21, 2018

shrand-monkey

to shrand-monkey is a type of prank which involves setting up ghosties and dinosaurs in a formation.

I shrand-monkeyed his room last night!!

by your cousin twice removed April 19, 2011

cactus monkey

The act of being an illegal Mexican in the United States.

Those clowns are packed into that Volkswagen like a bunch of cactus monkeys!

by Pickle tickle June 22, 2015